We are ask sometime what it is really like to be a cruiser. This would take a book to explain. It’s up to where you’re going, what kind of boat you have and how much money you have to spend. Maybe I can tell some of what our day is like. At 7:30am Monday through Saturday they have the cruiser’s net on the VHF radio here on the river. Cruisers have a net in a lot of places where cruisers stop. First time we heard the net it was in Isla Mujeres, Mexico and it wasn’t as much what they were saying as much as the feeling we had arrived and now we were cruisers ourselves. We had just made a three day-passage in the ocean, and we were there safely anchored up. Living the life of a full-time cruisers now. The net usually starts out with anyone needing help of some kind. Maybe they’re sick and need help. It goes on with what people want to buy or sell. The weather, what is happening boater need to know about. Sometimes it can be funny. Remember cruisers are from all over the world. Speak many different languages but the net is usually in English. One of the controllers in Mexico was from Jordan but spoke good English. Found out later he never checked in because he was a Muslim. His girlfriend checked the boat in, and he was just quiet about him being there with her being Muslim. In the Western Caribbean they don’t care for Muslim or Cubans. No one could pronounce his name, so he went by “Z”. This was best with him slipping around and not being able to be in their country. One morning a women ask on the radio how to spell the name, “Z”. No one seemed to be able to explain to her it was just a letter in the alphabet, but it was funny hearing them try. We have seen them all over the Caribbean slipping in and out of countries, I guess. Once in the Bay Islands, Honduras as we came in, they had been told to leave. The girl was going crazy when she saw us. Came right to our boat. Saying they had to leave and were out of everything. No food no fuel and didn’t know where to go where they would let then in. Said, they were hungry. Trying to catch fish with no way to cook. No propane for their stove. We went to an ATM machine and got money to give them in Limp (the currency in Honduras, at that time it was 21 Limp to one US dollar) 100 in US money. The currency of the country. This is something to know. Getting money out of ATM in these country, it comes out in their currency. They went shopping. You are not supposed to be walking around town not checked in but they said they had to have food. Sometime later they showed up the river in Guatemala. They were there a long time working with no paperwork. Never gave us our money back. Who would have guessed that? Heard later they got caught in Belize and got deported. There is a lot you hear a that is not true. One man we know the talk here was he had died even what they did with the body. Walking around town later had people talking again. These cruiser’s hot spot “anywhere” are notaries for outrageous gossip. First trip up the river here had Pam, crying as we came to the bar in the river. We had heard outrageous stories about being pulled across the bar with a rusty cable with your boat sliding on its side by an old tugboat. And once they stared pulling, they would not stop. Timed it for weeks and came across on a very high tide and my biggest problem then was convening Pam, we had made it across the bar, and we were now in deep water. Sand builds up at the mouth of rivers and can be troublesome at times all over the world. If you have ever heard someone’s big fish story you cannot imagine the stories some people tell at gathering where alcohol is involved about sailing through hurricanes or how fast they made a passage somewhere. Always hundred-foot waves they sailed through. I guess it’s not just sailors that can impress me with what they can tell. Years ago on the Appalachian Trail, Pam and I stopped at a place to rest for a few minutes and there was a Neo-Nazi from Germany there that could speak English. A South African speaking English. Two gay hippy girls from California. two more people one was a Yankee from up north. Beside Pam and I all having a political description about their views of how the world should be run. It was so crazy I still remember it today. How does this effect cruising. Maybe it will make you rely on common since and check things out as you go. If you listen to some of these stories it may make you head for home. The world is getting smaller every day with the population getting greater but it’s still a big world out there.
The Adventure of Life Goes On







