This week we went to the circus. A Guatemalan Circus. We have been under the big top in the states where it is sometimes just “spectacular”. This is Central America where different is what you get most of the time. First there is no flyers telling you where, when or what is happening. They just ride around in an old van with load speakers saying they’re in town. When anything is going to start is always Central America time. That is when there’s enough people there to start. We were told by some people that can speak Spanish maybe 8:30 at night. We went at 7 just in case there were a lot of people showing up and they would start early and we would miss it. We have had that to happen. No one there. Back at 8:00 no one there but a few people walking in the street. I ask in my bad Spanish “What time?” We had a friend with us that speaks more Spanish than we do so we all agreed it was 8:30. At 9:30 we were inside waiting. Something to10 it stared with a trapeze act. Then lot of slap stick along with a pretty woman getting knifes thrown all around her. More slap stick. Remember all this slapstick is in Spanish but some we could make out was making fun of gringos the French and gays. The girl that had knifes thrown all around her was pretty but there were two more girls that danced with her that was not so pretty. One was just simply fat. This too is something you will see in Central America. If you’re female and can shake your booty you will get attention from the men here. As it is most of the time with anything Guatemalan the boaters that come here only do there boating community stuff with each other. We were the only gringos there. Spectacular it was not but some how it feels humble to me. Them doing the best they can. The dancing girl were back at there stands is soon as they were off stage selling thing to eat again. I can only guess it was these dances girls kids that were part of the act when they had them come and play musical chairs. Where in the states would you pay to watch kid play musical chairs? The smallest kid maybe three. A little girl and she would put her hand on her chair when the music stopped. The crowd would cheer.
Ever thing here is simple if you are dealing with the locals. If you want to buy something you just have to know where to go. If you’re dealing with them direct you can always get the price down. A lot of what you can buy here is what they can’t ship north or what they can’t sell up north and send down here. The strawberries are good here now. These didn’t make the grade so they send them here. There’s too small to go north but really good.
Flowers year round
We are leaving here soon and we will miss this place where there is very little control on these people lives. Almost no law to bother you. People just taking care of themselves. If you want to start a circus and have the whole family working in your circus this is the place. Where a little girl is the hit of a musical chair act an you still can black your face and make fun of anybody. Life is simple here. If you don’t want to hear someone making fun of someone else it’s simple here. Get up and leave or just don’t go. Problem solved Guatemalan style.













